A boring day, but i recieve an email today and i thought it was real funny (abit crude though) . Nonetheless here it is......
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The Inheritance!
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When Joe found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said as he walked up to her, 'but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening. Three days later, she became his stepmother.
Moral: Women are so much smarter than men.
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That's the email and I believe the author of this email must be a woman without a doubt! But i dont believe we ever come across such a silly man, its good fun and joke for a good laugh but the reality is it will never happen in real life, so to the author ..... dream on!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
An Idiot Scratch My Car!
Its the second time and its very very bad this time round! I'm not too sure whether will it do me any good if i would to curse the fellow who scratch my car!
I'm not happy, not happy at all and i wish the fellow who scratch my car should go and see a psychologist. What's wrong with him/her. Bloody idiot! Asshole!
I'm not happy, not happy at all and i wish the fellow who scratch my car should go and see a psychologist. What's wrong with him/her. Bloody idiot! Asshole!
Monday, October 27, 2008
No Monday Blue
Its Monday today, dont have the usual monday blue cos it's public holiday. Dearie got to work thus spend my time at home as usual, where else?!?
As i grew older, personal time become more cherish, spare time become more and more like a privilege. I'm a homely person, it's just feel so good to do nothing. Life has been on a rush, it just good to divert that busy schedule / pattern once in a while.
I would love to do nothing for a long period of time, but life cant be wasted like this. Too many wishes, too many goals, too many wants for me to fulfill. I'm thinking hard on what can i do to elevate my financial status and well-being.
I'm thankful of my current status, and like many other individual on earth, i hope it could get better. =)
Tml is tuesday, and back to working life, another step / another less day toward achieving personal goals =0)
As i grew older, personal time become more cherish, spare time become more and more like a privilege. I'm a homely person, it's just feel so good to do nothing. Life has been on a rush, it just good to divert that busy schedule / pattern once in a while.
I would love to do nothing for a long period of time, but life cant be wasted like this. Too many wishes, too many goals, too many wants for me to fulfill. I'm thinking hard on what can i do to elevate my financial status and well-being.
I'm thankful of my current status, and like many other individual on earth, i hope it could get better. =)
Tml is tuesday, and back to working life, another step / another less day toward achieving personal goals =0)
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Photos for Laugh!
I was just cleaning up my email inbox when i found these photos in an email circulated back in 2004!
Thought it was funny enough to just upload for everyone to see.
Japanese Engrish! hahahah
Thought it was funny enough to just upload for everyone to see.
Japanese Engrish! hahahah
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Driving and ERP
I have been driving for quite sometimes (back in 2007). There are a few reason why i drive.
Reason :
1)Faster travelling time (most of the time)
2)Do not need to squezee with the crowds (esp rush hours !)
3)Less waiting time (back to reason no.1)
4)More comfortable
5)Lazy
Yup, lazy is one of the main reason. Lazy to wait, lazy to squezee, lazy to walk to mrt station, change mrt line, walk to bus stop.
Basically having a car is more convenient, but it does comes with a price.
It use to be quite ok to drive, but nowadays it getting more and more expensive. Take for eg. Petrol. Its one big killer. I still remember the good old days that full tank cost me $50, now full tank dont even cost me $100, it cost me much more!
A per litre cost more than a bottle of coke (a litre), although i dont drink coke, i prefer water, but i guess petrol fee is qetting a bit ridiculous out there.
Ok, petrol is one issue, now come the ERP. What wrong with the government. I mean why do they seriously need to extend the timing and worse of all, increase the timing for sat.
I just watch the news.
One of our favourite MP says that "It's not the purpose of the government to make the people suffer more. It doesn't make sense that our government wants the people to suffer under high inflation. The purpose of ERP increases is not to increase revenue for the government. The one and only purpose of ERP increases is to manage traffic congestion in Singapore. If there is no traffic congestion, there will be no ERP increases."
Tell me about it, does this sentence really do make sense. There are many more ways to reduce traffic congestion and not simply by increasing ERP charges and setting up more ERP gantries. Even implementing ERP at certain timing where all of us know for some places there are no so call traffic congestion.
I guess we Singapore are not a vocal lot, we just suffer in "silence", we always say "ayiah boh pian lah, no choice lah what can we do" anyway i'm one of the culprit. I just wonder what will happen if we can be just as vocal as the Malaysia or even Thailand.
Will our lives be better??, or will our country economy remain the same if we can be more vocals like what Malaysian or Thais ppl.
To be frank, if a highly paid professional can just think of increasing ERP charges and add more ERP gantries to control the traffic. If that's the only measure to control traffic then i guess, other country esp Thailand, can consider this option, then they would not be having jams every morning!
Reason :
1)Faster travelling time (most of the time)
2)Do not need to squezee with the crowds (esp rush hours !)
3)Less waiting time (back to reason no.1)
4)More comfortable
5)Lazy
Yup, lazy is one of the main reason. Lazy to wait, lazy to squezee, lazy to walk to mrt station, change mrt line, walk to bus stop.
Basically having a car is more convenient, but it does comes with a price.
It use to be quite ok to drive, but nowadays it getting more and more expensive. Take for eg. Petrol. Its one big killer. I still remember the good old days that full tank cost me $50, now full tank dont even cost me $100, it cost me much more!
A per litre cost more than a bottle of coke (a litre), although i dont drink coke, i prefer water, but i guess petrol fee is qetting a bit ridiculous out there.
Ok, petrol is one issue, now come the ERP. What wrong with the government. I mean why do they seriously need to extend the timing and worse of all, increase the timing for sat.
I just watch the news.
One of our favourite MP says that "It's not the purpose of the government to make the people suffer more. It doesn't make sense that our government wants the people to suffer under high inflation. The purpose of ERP increases is not to increase revenue for the government. The one and only purpose of ERP increases is to manage traffic congestion in Singapore. If there is no traffic congestion, there will be no ERP increases."
Tell me about it, does this sentence really do make sense. There are many more ways to reduce traffic congestion and not simply by increasing ERP charges and setting up more ERP gantries. Even implementing ERP at certain timing where all of us know for some places there are no so call traffic congestion.
I guess we Singapore are not a vocal lot, we just suffer in "silence", we always say "ayiah boh pian lah, no choice lah what can we do" anyway i'm one of the culprit. I just wonder what will happen if we can be just as vocal as the Malaysia or even Thailand.
Will our lives be better??, or will our country economy remain the same if we can be more vocals like what Malaysian or Thais ppl.
To be frank, if a highly paid professional can just think of increasing ERP charges and add more ERP gantries to control the traffic. If that's the only measure to control traffic then i guess, other country esp Thailand, can consider this option, then they would not be having jams every morning!
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